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Here are some poems. They range from funny to sad, and from silly to disgusting! I hope you enjoy!

Funny Poems


Fred


There once was a young fellow called Fred.
He liked to wear a cat on his head.
I asked "Why a cat,
Do you wear as a hat?"
"Because a horse is to heavy!" he said.




The Man With a Beard


There once was a man with a beard
who said, "it is just as I feared!
two owls and a hen,
four larks and a wren,
have all built their nests in my beard.




Today the Teacher Farted


Today my teacher farted,
It had an awful smell.
It was just like a rotting egg,
Straight from the depths of hell.

She tried to keep it secret,
By sitting in a group.
But it was really obvious,
When she said,"who did that poop?"

She screwed her bright, red face up,
And blamed it all on Claire.
But later when I needed help,
The stench was round her chair!

She avoided my eye contact,
And ticked my work in green.
But she knew her body smells,
Were foul and quite obscene.

I asked her what the smell was,
She said she'd not a clue.
I hope to God that eggy smell.
Was fart and not a poo!

Today my teacher farted,
My word, what had she ate?
I'll always remember what she did,
And now I'm thirty eight!

Under the Bed by Penny Trzynka

There’s a terrible green monster who lives beneath my bed. I hear his long white teeth click. He’s waiting to be fed. I shiver underneath my sheets and squeeze my eyes up tight. Maybe if I lie real still he won’t eat me tonight… He taps me on the shoulder. I don’t know what to do. He looks at me and says, “I’m scared! Can I get in with you?”